Here's An Idea: Let's Turn All Of The SeaWorlds Into Race Tracks

Let's face it--with all of the controversy surrounding its parks, SeaWorld is a sinking ship. It's time we revert back to textbooks and documentaries to learn about undersea life, and there are far better uses for the parks' land anyway. I have an idea, and it's the best idea: let's turn all the SeaWorlds into race tracks.